Scorpions - II
August 25th, 2011 05:28![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
prue84No, seriously, this is starting to get disturbingly ridiculous!
Four, four, scorpions in four days! I get it that this is your time of the year, the one when you're reproducing so you're in a frenzy to find sperm placed all around or what in your stupid way to scorpion-reproduce, but... really, four in four days???
I mean, usually the ratio is one every three months which, adding the fact that they're around only half a year, means two for year, make it one every two months if the year has been particularly prolific, but...
I'm starting see a pattern here! Are you tiny, little black loved/hated nightmares of mine trying to tell me something?
Ok, fine, I'm not sure the fourth was a true scorpion, but there was this black, flat black spot sitting over the door jamb right under the ceiling and, even with my enhanced second pair of glasses, I couldn't make it out if it was a damn scorpion or what (I may have tried with the binoculars but I'm too much shortsighed that the correction of the device couldn't help anymore, so niet, didn't work), but after ten minutes I checked and the black spot was gone, so...
Now... since things always come in three but there's no saying about coming in four... I do sincerely hope tomorrow I won't get a close up with another one. Groan.
Four, four, scorpions in four days! I get it that this is your time of the year, the one when you're reproducing so you're in a frenzy to find sperm placed all around or what in your stupid way to scorpion-reproduce, but... really, four in four days???
I mean, usually the ratio is one every three months which, adding the fact that they're around only half a year, means two for year, make it one every two months if the year has been particularly prolific, but...
I'm starting see a pattern here! Are you tiny, little black loved/hated nightmares of mine trying to tell me something?
Ok, fine, I'm not sure the fourth was a true scorpion, but there was this black, flat black spot sitting over the door jamb right under the ceiling and, even with my enhanced second pair of glasses, I couldn't make it out if it was a damn scorpion or what (I may have tried with the binoculars but I'm too much shortsighed that the correction of the device couldn't help anymore, so niet, didn't work), but after ten minutes I checked and the black spot was gone, so...
Now... since things always come in three but there's no saying about coming in four... I do sincerely hope tomorrow I won't get a close up with another one. Groan.
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Date: 26/08/2011 16:37 (UTC)